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woods said my taxes pay police brutality settlements and it took the wind outta my sails. i kicked rocks about it and kept it moving, because what am i gonna do? i’m just a cog in the greater machinations of society. i overthought and left the conflict-free tofu on the shelf and got a big mac instead.

there’s an irony in the illusion of choice that exists when i can’t smoke french cigarettes but i’m forced to fund terrorism overseas. is there any option other than an existential crisis when you have all the facts laid out for you?

stenning said we should whack each other in the head until the world becomes tolerable, and he might be right about that. worms have no use for a tiktok dance to raise awareness about intersectional rights in the upcoming municipal election. they also have no moral compass aside from squirming and getting wet.

blessed with ignorance!

the sign said it’s free to damage your brain but not your integrity and in these unprecedented economic times i really have to wonder what’s worse.